mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via confirmance)


justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(via confirmance)


Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via hotboyproblems)


500daysofsunburn:

my face is an american horror story

(via katiemolly)


nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via greetings)


castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

sha-ka-brah:

the-11-doctor:

thisfuturemd:

brigwife:



Romanticized vs. Realistic

as a member of Scotland I can confirm

Canada Romanticized:

Canada Realistic:


OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE GIF

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

sha-ka-brah:

the-11-doctor:

thisfuturemd:

brigwife:

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Romanticized vs. Realistic

as a member of Scotland I can confirm

Canada Romanticized:

Canada Realistic:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE GIF

(via smilefadeinthesummer)


staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

(via smilefadeinthesummer)


unclefather:

me: *throws shade*

mom: pick it up now

(via gnarly)


pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain

(via stop)


Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(via manda)


demoncest:

merry christmas 

demoncest:

merry christmas 

(via covahgirl)



"Are you wearing the-"The Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

"Are you wearing the-"
The Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

(via gnarly)


me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want

(via gnarly)


condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

(via hotboyproblems)